wisdom Other equipment:
visits sites of construction companies is never so good, as the selling of newly built flats ...
rub-legs, starting from the flat. - Why did the blonde is not door in the bathroom?
- In order not to spy on her through the keyhole.
foreman instructs workers.
- Listen, tomorrow comes Reception Committee. Whatever was happening, pretend that it was meant to be. Commission arrives, he begins to see the building, and here pierdut - one of the walls are made. Situated next to the worker looks at his watch and says:
- Well, yes: 10:43. Everything according to schedule.
- Mr foreman, Smith fell from the scaffolding!
- To tell him that already did not go to the top, I just fajrant ...
- but he probably knows he flew around the clock ...
What are you doing professionally?
- I'm a landscape architect.
- Oh, and what it is?
- I'm working on the Bulldozer.
guy in work clothes, dirty with cement, in autosalonie: - To tell him that already did not go to the top, I just fajrant ...
- but he probably knows he flew around the clock ...
- I'm a landscape architect.
- Oh, and what it is?
- I'm working on the Bulldozer.
- And how much is a Bentley GT coupe?
- 250 000.
- Damn ... And the credit? For the year?
- 25 000 euro per month.
- A lot, man ... And for two years?
- 12 500 euro per month.
- I fuck, not a few ...
- It may feel like you would a less expensive car?
- Feel like I should, but we turned the record on this ...
talks two concreters:
- And how do you like your job? - Asks a second.
- is terribly disgusting.
- ??????
- Yesterday, as the mortar was mixed, I found a hair. I thought I would puke. Roof Repair
office ...... a workaholic sraczki got so arranged on the roof, after śniadanku podtarł paper, and the breeze blew osrany paper rocketed off the roof straight towards the open window of the President-payer. Frightened staff quickly hurried to the office of Mr. President to prevent the arrival of the consignment. After a while back, and colleagues:
- You managed?
- No! Already signed!
St. Peter announces the tender for the construction of the gates to heaven.
the tender shall be notified to Chinese, German and Polish. Peter asks
Chinese as the gateway for him to have a cost. Chinese say no about 20 thous. And where such costs? 10 thousand. material plus 5 thousand. Labor and the five thousand. This is my money.
Peter asks about the cost of Germany, said Germany's 50 thousand. And why so much, he asks St. Peter? Then Germany: 20 thousand. solid materials, 20 thousand. German good job and 10 thousand. my income.
asking the same question Pole. U Pole gate is expected to cost 100 thousand. Why is it so expensive, he asks St. Peter? On the Pole: 40 thousand. for you, 40 thousand. for me, and Chinese for 20 thousand. the door will do.
What is this? : Small, yellow, and copies?
-Mini Excavators ...
What is this? : Small, black and copies?
-shadow mini excavator ...
morning. President undertaking Construction came to work. Suddenly, the office will distribute the horrible screams. Terrified secretary rushes to the head.
Head:
- Where the dust from the table?
Secretary:
- In the morning all wysprzątałam ...
Head:
- idiot! I registered there yesterday important phone numbers!
the doctor broke the sink. He called a plumber. Professional with 3 min. tapped somewhere, something totally into, and announced the price:
- 150 zł.
- Are you crazy, for 3 minutes. work?! I am a neurosurgeon and I do not get that kind of money! On a plumber
:
- When I worked as a neurosurgeon, I did not pay too much ..
few hours before New Year's Eve with a doctor in the kitchen sink is clogged. Call the plumber, that surprised: - 150 zł.
- Are you crazy, for 3 minutes. work?! I am a neurosurgeon and I do not get that kind of money! On a plumber
:
- When I worked as a neurosurgeon, I did not pay too much ..
- Are you crazy? Per hour feast!
- And how we, the doctors? In any weather, day and night we go to our patients!
- The Lord is our doctor? In a moment I will.
plumber came, looked carefully sink, picked from his pocket a white powder, poured it and said:
- If after a week will be better, do call me ...
- Dear God, save me please ... If you'll stay alive, I will no longer drink, throw smoke, I'll be a conscientious worker ....
fell on the sand and did not even hurt. He got up, shook himself and thought:
- What nonsense I sometimes come to mind ....
end of the working day, the head falls to the construction site and sees that the painter has cleaned tools. Leader:
- Sir Peter! Do not shame you, it is only 17:20, the end of work 40 more minutes, and you have to meet to go home!
Painter:
- Mr manager, you see, until the tool I'll put together, the floor swept, garbage exalt, wash your hands until you disguise - already working day is done ...
Head:
- Sir Peter, you have no reason ... I, for instance, I start to collect the equivalent home at 18:00!
Painter:
- But you have nothing to collect, so that his mouth shut and go!
- Sir Peter! Do not shame you, it is only 17:20, the end of work 40 more minutes, and you have to meet to go home!
Painter:
- Mr manager, you see, until the tool I'll put together, the floor swept, garbage exalt, wash your hands until you disguise - already working day is done ...
Head:
- Sir Peter, you have no reason ... I, for instance, I start to collect the equivalent home at 18:00!
Painter:
- But you have nothing to collect, so that his mouth shut and go!
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