Determining Maximum Wattage

handful of biscuits - Offspring always speaks correctly

construction worker always tells the correct Polish language and culture of the highest:

the building heard the cry:
- Franek, enter the chicken .. the brick! A passing priest
Notes:
- not so gently ...
- Good - Franek, enter the chicken .. brick!

plumber to come fix your toilet. Enters the Registry and asks:
- So where is the snot?
Secretary shyly replied: - The boss is just for lunch.
- But you misunderstood me. I mean these two zeros ...
- Deputy to council ...
- But your gold, I ask, where does the shit on here?
- Oh ... Accounting is the floor above ...

guy comes to work and asks:
- I can in your work?
- Perhaps you and you know English?
- And why do I need English to Polish construction in Poland?
- I'll show you why.
They go for the construction and the guy shouts:
- Lom Dej!
- What Dej?!
- Crowbar Dej!
- Where Dej?!
- Dej Here!
- OK!